Fun Movie Meme

I'm done...I'm giving the answers to the last few. Thanks for playing. I have been linked to from other sites which is always fun. Look for new posts tomorrow.


Update!!! All but two of my movies has been guessed correctly(which happen to be #1 and #10). The others are Toby so you have to think about his goofy sense of humor.

I saw this on Shelley's blog and it looked like fun. I even guessed one of her's correctly! Mine has a twist, Toby has included some of his favorite quotes! We have very different tastes in movies. Sorry Mom, this is rated PG 13 or maybe even R.
Ok, the rules:
1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling or IMDB-ing. That's cheating, and that's no fun!
6. One guess per person on the first go-round, please. Give everyone a chance!
Here are the quotes:

 

1. She's got every thing going for her. He's going for her with every thing he's got.

This one is from my all time favorite Say Anything.

 

2. Oh, bite your tongue! The only throne I want her sitting on is the one I have to clean everyday. Looks like Mom_of_kmbl, who I think is my sister, is correct. Ever After is a classic.

 

3.There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

Mom, who never was a doofus, got this one right! I love Matt Damon and The Rainmaker.

4.  I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Dumb and Dumber...a real classic....blech

 

5.I see you got fat.
I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.

Annie Pants guessed right with Blades of Glory.

 

6.Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.  Sheri and Ian guessed correctly with Good Will Hunting. Excellent movie!

 

7. You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. 
Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

Correct again Ian, Joe Dirt .

 

8. I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

Shelley is right, it's Toy Story.

 

9. You're killing me Smalls!

Good Job Mitchell for guessing Sandlot...you just watched this so you better have guessed correctly.

 

10.Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome.

Queen Of My Domain is right....Hope Floates